Ozzy Osbourne is not just the Prince of Darkness, he’s also apparently the prince of peeing his pants onstage.
During the latest episode of the Osbournes Podcast, Ozzy admitted he would “just piss” while onstage because he “was wet anyway.”
The topic came up after the family had discussed a pair of Queen Victoria’s underwear being sold at auction.
Later, Sharon mentioned once owning a pair of Marilyn Monroe’s shoes, to which her son Jack shot back: “Hang on a second, so it’s weird to have the Queen’s underwear, but you can have Marilyn Monroe’s shoes?”
“Shoes, a handbag, a dress is different than somebody’s bloody knickers that they farted in and s*** in,” his mother responded.
That opened up a whole can of potty worms. “Who’s s****ing in their underwear?,” Jack questioned.
“She was an old girl, she was probably incontinent,” Ozzy pointed out. “She owned continents, but she was incontinent.”
He then argued that the royals probably relieved themselves in their underwear during long events like processions and parades, then turned the subject to himself by admitting: “When I was onstage, I used to go, ‘Oh, f*** it,’ and just piss, ’cause I was wet anyway from throwing water around.”
“Thanks for sharing!” Sharon exclaimed (as if she’s surprised by anything anymore).
Elsewhere in the episode, Ozzy confirmed the long-standing rumour that he once snorted ants with Mötley Crüe in the ’80s.
Watch the whole episode here:
